Saving Christmas: I Watched (and Survived) Kirk Cameron’s Bizarre Holiday Movie
Dec24

Saving Christmas: I Watched (and Survived) Kirk Cameron’s Bizarre Holiday Movie

When our editor Steve suggested* I review Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas for a post, I wasn’t sure how much I would enjoy the endeavor. Not the movie itself; I knew that would be bad. But I also knew this film was never intended for me. I’m not religious at all, so of course a movie steeped in religious posturing and spiritual messages will get nothing but eye rolls from me. That’s not the movie’s fault. It’s doing what it’s...

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Nation’s Creepy Uncles Plan Christmas Viewings of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’
Dec23

Nation’s Creepy Uncles Plan Christmas Viewings of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’

In what has become a holiday tradition for many across the country, the nation’s creepy uncles have begun preparations for their Christmas viewings of Eyes Wide Shut. The film, the final produced by famed director Stanley Kubrick, features characters locked in psycho-sexual obsessions, lengthy group orgy scenes, and a festive yuletide setting. “It’s the greatest Christmas film ever made,” said Minneapolis uncle Brent Geisler. “The...

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