Hillary Clinton Realizes During Acceptance Speech She Left Staffer’s Testicles in Vice
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Hillary Clinton Realizes During Acceptance Speech She Left Staffer’s Testicles in Vice

PHILADELPHIA – Pausing for more than ten seconds in the middle of her acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention, presidential nominee Hillary Clinton suddenly realized she had left an insubordinate staffer’s testicles locked in a vice before continuing with her remarks. “Oh fuck,” Clinton could be seen mouthing to herself, as reported by astute lip readers in the audience. “If someone...

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