Can You Get the Property Brothers the Fuck Out of My House?
Aug22

Can You Get the Property Brothers the Fuck Out of My House?

Dear HGTV, Look, I agreed to be on the Property Brothers’ show Property Brothers because my wife goes fucking apeshit for those guys and I couldn’t tell her no. So Jonathan and Drew Scott found a house and fixed that shit right up for us. I’ll admit they did one hell of a job. This place is dope as fuck and I feel like a goddamn king when I come home. But it’s been three months since they finished shooting, and it is high time for the...

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HGTV Announces New Trump-Themed Programming Lineup
Oct21

HGTV Announces New Trump-Themed Programming Lineup

House Hunters: International Escape Each half-hour episode chronicles the struggles and general angst of a wealthy, white, conventionally attractive couple as they attempt to flee America in the wake of Trump’s ascendance. Even though the xenophobic and pro-rich policies espoused by the presidential nominee do not affect them in any tangible way, they do cause a good deal of psychological suffering. Thus, tapping into their inherited...

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