Fat Joe Hopes to Regain Relevance as Gluten-Free Joe
Mar11

Fat Joe Hopes to Regain Relevance as Gluten-Free Joe

NEW YORK CITY – Recognizing that his stage name no longer fits his persona, and that a change was in order to regain relevance in an evolving, more health-conscious society, rapper Fat Joe has officially rebranded himself as Gluten-Free Joe. “It’s not just the name, it’s a whole lifestyle change, playa,” Gluten-Free Joe said, referencing his impressive weight loss in 2011, when he lost 88 pounds after...

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Gluten Declared the Root of All Evil
Oct06

Gluten Declared the Root of All Evil

Over time, mankind has come close to determining the source of all maleficence in our world. Throughout history there have been a plethora of contenders, including ideologies like colonization, capitalism or the feudal system; political figures like Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, or Osama bin Laden; or even pop trends like leggings for pants, Ugg boots, or the Greek system. Finally this century-long search has been put to rest. Our...

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