Relationship Heating Up for Arsonists
Feb09

Relationship Heating Up for Arsonists

SAN DIEGO – As the new-wave sounds of Talking Head’s 1983 hit “Burning Down the House” played in the background, Brian Chase and Kelly Marshall, two convicted arsonists, announced their plans to wed. The two feisty firestarters first met on Tinder in 2014, where they immediately warmed to each other. “It was like he put a match to the kindling of my heart,” Kelly says of their first meeting. “Brian set my passions...

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Remains of Man’s Zest for Life Discovered in Ancient Out-of-Office Email Message
Jul07

Remains of Man’s Zest for Life Discovered in Ancient Out-of-Office Email Message

SEATTLE – An out-of-office email message recently extracted from the depths of a Microsoft Outlook account revealed the once-flourishing social calendar and zest for life of an ancient office worker. “This find represents a unique glimpse into the life of the average mid-tier office worker at the turn of the century,” said anthropologist James Williams about the long-forgotten message, originally dated March 13,...

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