Gay Man Attends Queer Party
Dec11

Gay Man Attends Queer Party

ARCHDUKE’S CASTLE – A jubilant young man attended a most unusual soirée this weekend. At first the event seemed to be a most gay affair, with guests dressed in their finest frillery, sprightly fellows sashaying around the ballroom, and the party staff readily servicing anyone that asked. But as the night wore on, by all accounts, the party began to appear queer. The first thing that seemed off was when the host made his...

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Is Franken Berry Gay?
Nov03

Is Franken Berry Gay?

Another Halloween has come and gone. And as it has left us, so too has the opportunity to indulge in General Mills’ various Monster Cereals, a delicious yearly treat that will also wreak havoc on your digestive system. This year was different, though, in that there were new box designs released with the help of DC Entertainment. But this year was also different in that my eyes were opened to Franken Berry’s life and...

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Maybe I Should Just Drop Everything and Become a Gay Hobo
Apr07

Maybe I Should Just Drop Everything and Become a Gay Hobo

For the past several years I have had this overwhelming desire to take up an alter ego that gives me the opportunity to combine all of the things that I want to be. We all have to dream every so often about living a life free of societal pressures – silly considerations like the judgment of your family or utterly freaking out your best friends or your fiancé suddenly calling off your wedding. Little things like that. Our fantasy...

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