Women Urged to Cease Using Donald Trump Toilet Paper Due to Its ‘Icky Proximity to Your Pussy’
Oct10

Women Urged to Cease Using Donald Trump Toilet Paper Due to Its ‘Icky Proximity to Your Pussy’

ATLANTA – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a warning to female consumers Monday, urging them to immediately discontinue the use of novelty Donald Trump toilet paper for their ass-wiping enjoyment due to the “elevated grossout risk” of allowing Donald Trump anywhere near a pussy. The recommendation came just days after the release of Donald Trump’s now-infamous “pussy-grabbing” 2005 hot mic comments...

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