Nation Expected American Demise to Be More Exciting
Feb08

Nation Expected American Demise to Be More Exciting

WASHINGTON – As the Trump administration continues to promote isolationism, and the Republican-held Congress works to remove consumer and environmental protections, the American people expressed astonishment at just how boring the fall of America has been. “I thought there’d be robots or aliens, or at least huge explosions. I never expected it to be an old man trying to use his cellphone,” said Ft. Worth, Texas resident...

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Deep Inside the Pumpkin Patch
Sep23

Deep Inside the Pumpkin Patch

  More jokes, at no extra...

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Family Relieved Dad Eating Dinner in Other Room To Watch ‘NCIS’
Sep23

Family Relieved Dad Eating Dinner in Other Room To Watch ‘NCIS’

ST. LOUIS – After months of tense family conversations around the dinner table, the Davidsons were happy to report Tuesday that patriarch Marc took his burger into the den to eat while watching CBS drama NCIS on Tuesday night. “We honestly didn’t know what would happen,” said wife Karen. “With Michael Weatherly leaving the show this year, we didn’t know if he’d still watch.” Once school was out last June, and the CBS...

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A Look at the Leaked Schedule of Events for This Year’s Trump Organization Picnic
Sep22

A Look at the Leaked Schedule of Events for This Year’s Trump Organization Picnic

Promotional Trump-Branded Native American Headdress Giveaway Pin the Penis on the Blacked-Out Co-Ed Caricature Artist Draws What Your Aborted Fetus Would Have Looked Like Conversion Therapy: The Ride Bullfighting With Harpoons and Male Orcas Unused iPads Bonfire Elephant Ears Made From Real Elephants Crafts Table: Homemade Minstrel Puppets Lasso Undocumented Immigrants Competition A Six-Hour Set by Hank Williams, Jr. Hot Dog-Eating...

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13 Less Popular Fall Candle Scents You Need to Try This Year
Sep22

13 Less Popular Fall Candle Scents You Need to Try This Year

So you waited too long and all the best autumnal candle scents have been picked clean off the shelves. That’s okay! There are plenty of other candle scents vying for your attention. After all, fall is chock full of wonderful, engaging (and sometimes necessary because other scents have been copyrighted and you’d be surprised how litigious other candle companies can be) smells that have been captured in candle form, such as:...

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