Man Can’t Stop Thinking About the Unbroken Length of That Turd
Mar02

Man Can’t Stop Thinking About the Unbroken Length of That Turd

DAVENPORT, Iowa –┬áRichard Garrison had plenty of work to do on a recent Thursday afternoon. After all, he was aiming for a promotion at his United Bank of Iowa branch and it was important to stay ahead of the game. But something was going on deep within Garrison’s mind, something that would consume his thoughts well into the night and the foreseeable future. After a quick lunch break, which consisted of a burrito from the...

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