Hero Teens Roast Donald Trump’s Vampire Son
Nov17

Hero Teens Roast Donald Trump’s Vampire Son

Last Thursday night, in the heated aftermath of the election in which a defective, all-orange piece of candy corn was elected president, some teens rose up to take matters into their own hands. As Donald Trump’s vampire son Eric was stalking the streets of New York City with his wife, a group – eight or so, apparently – of teens zeroed in on him and let loose with a supreme roasting, yelling, “Eric, fuck your...

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