Why Aren’t There More Rap Songs About Halloween?
Nov01

Why Aren’t There More Rap Songs About Halloween?

The rap game has been all over Christmas, from Christmas on Death Row (which includes the perfect “Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto”) to Run-D.M.C.’s “Christmas in Hollis” to Eazy-E’s “Merry Muthaphuckkin’ Xmas” to a whole slew of other old-school and even some new-school offerings, there is no shortage of hip hop and rap songs about Santa, presents and general mayhem around...

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Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume III: Eminem Knows Some Loopholes in the Universe
Apr22

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume III: Eminem Knows Some Loopholes in the Universe

If there was ever going to be a rapper who would discover a loophole in the very structure of our universe, and then decide to exploit that for his own sexual purposes, it would be Eminem. And in his song “Not Afraid,” he lays it out quite clearly that, somehow, he has found a way to have sex with the entire universe. See for yourself: “His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he’s got the urge /To pull his dick...

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