Tinder Profiles of Hipster Elf on the Shelf Knockoffs
Dec18

Tinder Profiles of Hipster Elf on the Shelf Knockoffs

The Elves on the Shelves may get all the attention, but don’t forget these little creatures who are looking for love, too: The Elf by Himself: Quit my last job because I refused to be complicit in Big Santa spying on young children. Currently working on an exposé of the Tooth Fairy. Looking to connect with like-minded whistle-blowers. The Gnome in the Tiny Home: Whether I’m tucked in the dresser that doubles as a staircase or hanging...

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Elf on the Shelf Arrested for Lewd Conduct
Dec10

Elf on the Shelf Arrested for Lewd Conduct

ROCHESTER, N.Y. – Early this morning, the Elf on the Shelf was escorted out of a residence by police after being charged with 16 counts of lewd conduct involving the Bunt children Michael, 11, and Ellie, 7. “It’s horrifying,” father Milton Bunt said. “I never in a million years would have thought someone staying in our house simply to spy on our children at all hours of the day and night could take such...

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