Ocean Voms Out Gross New Fish
Jun17

Ocean Voms Out Gross New Fish

EVANSTON, Ill. – Ecologists from Northwestern University announced today that a “totally gross looking” new fish has been discovered in the ocean deep. While the discovery of a fish at such depths is unusual, the team theorizes that it was “presumably relegated to the shadowy depths by other, less hideous, fish.” “This is a spectacular scientific discovery that has substantially furthered our...

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