Homeless Man Probably Just Napping
Nov06

Homeless Man Probably Just Napping

WASHINGTON – That homeless man is definitely just sleeping and not dead, locals confirmed to themselves Thursday evening as they stepped over him. Dozens of patrons of the Cleveland Park CVS reported spotting the totally alive man outside the store, dozing peacefully, wrapped in what is likely an ironically distressed afghan from World Market. “From the looks of it, he’s having an amazing life,” CVS assistant...

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We Should All Be Glad That hitchBOT is Dead
Aug05

We Should All Be Glad That hitchBOT is Dead

For some reason, people are sad about the gruesome beheading of hitchBOT, the hitchhiking robot that was trying to make its way from Massachusetts to California. HitchBOT met his end in Philadelphia last week, which means everyone is using it as an opportunity to dust off their favorite Philadelphia jokes. Of course, since hitchBOT was able to travel across all of Canada and much of Germany, people are also using this as an excuse to...

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Area Man Gone, Forgotten
Feb21

Area Man Gone, Forgotten

    More jokes, at no extra...

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