Coworker’s Writing Really Good, Reports Liar
Mar18

Coworker’s Writing Really Good, Reports Liar

DULUTH – Poignant, compelling, intriguing: these are just a few of the words used by noted pathological liar James Lerman to describe his coworker’s latest short story. “I can’t believe Tim doesn’t write full-time,” the fibber said, flipping through the ten-page story his coworker had printed out for him in the office break room. “His talents are completely wasted as a market analyst here.” “The carefully...

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Coworkers Rush to Gift Basket Like Pigs to a Trough
Dec30

Coworkers Rush to Gift Basket Like Pigs to a Trough

ASHEVILLE, N.C. – Shuffling and bumping their way over to the break room table, employees at Cappers Incorporated crowded around a gift basket that had been slopped onto the table by their manager as an extra special treat for them. As the gift basket was torn into, a collective sound of excited, inhuman grunts could be heard throughout the office as employees lapped up their free gift basket goodies. The constant murmur of food...

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