Masturbation to Sy Snootles Set to Skyrocket
Nov06

Masturbation to Sy Snootles Set to Skyrocket

After rumors spread that Disney would be doing away with the iconic “Slave Leia” outfit, nerds across the country have slowly been coming to terms with the idea of having to jerk off more frequently to alien singer Sy Snootles. Despite being the lead singer of the Max Rebo Band, Sy has always been in the shadow of the flashier Slave Leia in terms of Star Wars-related spank fuel. But as the nation’s geeksĀ deal with...

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