Man Looking for Columbus Day Sales Winds Up in East Indies
Oct12

Man Looking for Columbus Day Sales Winds Up in East Indies

SINGAPORE – Saying he was “just trying to get a jump on Columbus Day deals,” Flint, Michigan resident Martin Cranley unexpectedly found himself wandering the labyrinthine streets of Singapore by 12:17 p.m., eastern standard time. “I really don’t know how it happened,” Cranley said, visibly shaken. “I hit up Best Buy and a couple department stores but then before I knew it I was avoiding a stream of traffic and getting shouted at in...

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Washington Redskins Hold Massive Columbus Day Celebration
Oct13

Washington Redskins Hold Massive Columbus Day Celebration

LANDOVER, Md. – Sparing no expense, the Washington Redskins began their Columbus Day celebration this morning to the delight of their fans. Kicking off at 9:00 a.m., the celebration included a parade with Niña, Pinta and Santa María floats, a reenactment of Columbus’ discovery of America, and Native American face-painting for the kids. The celebrations will continue into the evening with adults-only firewater stands and a...

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