Cuba Wins Cold War
Dec17

Cuba Wins Cold War

HAVANA – After suffering through years of isolation and trade embargoes imposed by the wise and glorious President Castro in 1960, the United States conceded defeat today ending the decades-long Cold War. “The Castro regime has known since day one that the pig Americans would balk first,” said President Raúl Castro before a throng of cheering revolutionaries in a historic announcement. “We have broken them. The voice of the masses...

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Things You Should Know About: ‘The Butter Battle Book’
Sep19

Things You Should Know About: ‘The Butter Battle Book’

Here’s the deal: Dr. Seuss was a pinko commie and I love him for it. Growing up, I, like most of us, came to Seuss’ works through books like The Cat in the Hat, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, A People House, and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. But it was only later, as I read certain books I had never come across before, and read up on Seuss’ intentions, did the man go from being a great illustrator and whimsical storyteller...

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The Cold War Gets Real, as Russia Goes After McDonald’s
Jul28

The Cold War Gets Real, as Russia Goes After McDonald’s

If you have been watching the news at all lately, you have probably realized that the United States and Russia are back to hating each other without coming out and saying that they hate each other. You know, like 13-year-old girls. And while tensions between the two have been reaching critical mass, it looks like the final straw my have been reached: Russia is going after McDonald’s. Yes, one of the most visible poster...

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