Clairvoyant Simian Considers Running for President in 2020
Nov19

Clairvoyant Simian Considers Running for President in 2020

CHANGSHA, China – It is an exciting time at the Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park in China’s Hunan province, home to a psychic monkey named Geda who accurately predicted Donald Trump’s win in the 2016 U.S. election. Geda, an esteemed macaque who began his career in fauna foresight by correctly predicting soccer wins, sealed his title as simian soothsayer by accurately predicting Portugal would win the 2016 European football...

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