Harsher Punishments Help Santa Avoid Elf Mutiny Another Year
Dec25

Harsher Punishments Help Santa Avoid Elf Mutiny Another Year

NORTH POLE – Despite increased talk of a rebellion against Santa Claus amid rampant elves’ rights violations, Santa’s Workshop operated at its usual efficient pace this Christmas season due in part to more severe punishments for detractors. “We found that the elves were no longer responding to what essentially equated to slaps on the wrist,” workshop spokesman Butter Tigglesworth said. “To ensure...

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