The 2016 Ending of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’
Dec17

The 2016 Ending of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’

Mr. Potter: I’m foreclosing on you, George. Nothing personal, except I hated your father and it gives me a nasty thrill to close you down. George Bailey: Please, Mr. Potter, just a little more time. I’ll raise the money somehow. Mr. Potter: No, deadline’s tonight at midnight. I might move it earlier if I feel like it. George: That’s not fair! You can’t move the deadline around. Mr. Potter: I never said that. Who said I did? They’re so...

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Nation’s Creepy Uncles Plan Christmas Viewings of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’
Dec23

Nation’s Creepy Uncles Plan Christmas Viewings of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’

In what has become a holiday tradition for many across the country, the nation’s creepy uncles have begun preparations for their Christmas viewings of Eyes Wide Shut. The film, the final produced by famed director Stanley Kubrick, features characters locked in psycho-sexual obsessions, lengthy group orgy scenes, and a festive yuletide setting. “It’s the greatest Christmas film ever made,” said Minneapolis uncle Brent Geisler. “The...

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