Eating KFC Alone at Desk Somehow Not Most Depressing Part of Man’s Day
Oct16

Eating KFC Alone at Desk Somehow Not Most Depressing Part of Man’s Day

PHILADELPHIA – Coworkers were shocked to discover Friday that eating KFC chicken for lunch alone at his desk was somehow not the most crushingly depressing part of Thomas Rhodes’ day. Though he ate six drumsticks and never once used a napkin or washed his hands before returning to his computer, it ranked far from being the most hopeless element of the workday for Rhodes. Earlier in the morning, Rhodes endured a...

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Fried Human
Jun16

Fried Human

      More jokes, at no extra...

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Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XI: O.T. Genasis is Mad at His Mama
Apr28

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XI: O.T. Genasis is Mad at His Mama

O.T. Genasis isn’t going to let anyone get between him and his successful cocaine-selling operation, not even his dear mother. He makes that abundantly clear in his song “The Flyest”: “First time I seen coke My mama caught me in the kitchen (oh shit) I’m thinkin’ like, “What you lookin’ at, mama?” I’m tryna get me a chicken, damn”  Something tells me O.T. Genasis’...

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