2016 CDC Summer Safety Recommendations
Jun21

2016 CDC Summer Safety Recommendations

Due to rising temperatures, combined with humanity finally coming to an end in a dark, festering pit of despair, the CDC recommends keeping all family members in separate rooms for the full duration of the summer. Exposure to social media, television, or traditional print media should be expressly avoided during this time, as doing so may result in agitation over one or more following: Guns Not enough guns Gorillas Not enough gorillas...

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