Slash Fiction Author Not Sure How Many Tribbles to Include in Sex Scene
Dec19

Slash Fiction Author Not Sure How Many Tribbles to Include in Sex Scene

SAN DIEGO – Citing the need for decency, realism and strict adherence to canon, local slash fiction author Brandon Accord is currently unsure of the correct number of Tribbles to include in his sex scene between Jean-Luc Picard and James T. Kirk. “I’m really struggling with the math,” Accord said. “I was never good at exponents in school so their rapid growth in numbers is throwing me for a loop.” Accord’s depicted scene...

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How Many Enterprises Can Kirk Destroy Before Starfleet Has Had Enough?
Dec15

How Many Enterprises Can Kirk Destroy Before Starfleet Has Had Enough?

So the first trailer for Star Trek Beyond was released and nerds everywhere have gotten their collective Spock undies in a bunch over every aspect of it, mainly because the movie doesn’t look painfully boring and has the audacity to include some action scenes. But what I’m wondering is how in the world Kirk is even still allowed to captain a ship, given that he’s been involved in the destruction of about 43 of these...

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