Terrorist Running Out of Time to Finish ‘Breaking Bad’ Before Planned Attack
May18

Terrorist Running Out of Time to Finish ‘Breaking Bad’ Before Planned Attack

SYRIA – Citing the vast amount of hours it takes to coordinate a successful suicide attack on a major metropolitan area, terrorist Rahim Abdhullah al-Ahman is afraid he may not get to finish his Breaking Bad binge before carrying out his plan of destruction. “I knew I started it too late,” al-Ahman said. “Everyone kept telling me, ‘You have to see it, you have to see it. Bryan Cranston is a...

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The Five Best Things About ‘Godzilla’
May20

The Five Best Things About ‘Godzilla’

Godzilla has already made a ton of money (i.e. the sequel awaits), and for good reason. It’s the Godzilla movie we’ve been waiting for, and here are five reasons that helped Hollywood somehow get it right: 1. Michael Bay had nothing to do with it We all know what kind of movie this could have been. And if someone like, say, Michael Bay were to realize his vision of Godzilla, it would have been nothing but wall-to-wall...

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