I Definitely Could’ve Taken a Punch From Muhammad Ali
Jun09

I Definitely Could’ve Taken a Punch From Muhammad Ali

With the passing of Muhammad Ali, the world lost not just the greatest boxer of all time, but really, one of the great people of all time. Ali was a larger-than-life figure who inspired millions to not just stand up for what they believe in, but to keep believing that they, too, could one day land a punch on a member of The Beatles. But now that he has passed away, I feel it’s important to say this: I totally could have taken a...

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100 Words or Less: On Muhammad Ali
Jun06

100 Words or Less: On Muhammad Ali

Muhammad Ali passed away Friday at the age of 74. Ali was widely considered the greatest boxer of all time, and was known for his ability to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, which was due to a rare genetic mutation that also gave him the ability to shed like a Corgi and piss like a race horse. Scientists have yet to recreate the conditions that led to Ali. Mike Tyson represents the closest they have come; however, Tyson...

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Floyd Mayweather Working Out at Bally Total Fitness for Some Reason
Mar10

Floyd Mayweather Working Out at Bally Total Fitness for Some Reason

WILMINGTON, Del. – While engaging in his usual after-work exercise routine at Bally Total Fitness, local man Brian Crawford was amazed to see former welterweight boxing champion Floyd Mayweather stretching out with a basic ab wheel. Though uncertain at first whether the man was indeed the professional boxer, after conferring with other patrons on adjacent treadmills Crawford declared, “That’s gotta be him.” “I thought...

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The Weekend in Pop Culture: Dudes Punching Dudes
May04

The Weekend in Pop Culture: Dudes Punching Dudes

This past weekend provided ample opportunities to pay to watch people get punched a lot. If that’s not your thing, there wasn’t much to do other than pretend that Kate’s new baby will somehow bring meaning to your life from an ocean away or watch horses run on a track. But back to the punching. This weekend brought us two very anticipated pieces of entertainment: Avengers: Age of Ultron and the Floyd Mayweather/Manny Pacquiao boxing...

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