Rumors Fly After God Accidentally Leaks Preview of Next Year’s Flu
Jan27

Rumors Fly After God Accidentally Leaks Preview of Next Year’s Flu

ATLANTA –┬áRumors are circulating over the specifics of God’s newest project, the 2018 flu, after biological specimens were leaked to an anonymous doctor at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention this week. “Based on electron microscopy, the virus appears to be eight nanometers slimmer than previous generations of the flu,” said the doctor. “Which is impressive because it’s twice as powerful;...

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