The New Ninja Turtle Movie Forgets It’s a Ninja Turtle Movie
Aug11

The New Ninja Turtle Movie Forgets It’s a Ninja Turtle Movie

To say that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is bad is an oversimplification. Looked at strictly as a summer action movie, it’s pretty standard and falls in the middle of the pack. A handful of action sequences spaced out by exposition and bare-bones characterization. It’s by-the-book-action. And that’s why it fails. The movie takes a premise and characters that are inherently silly and absurd and forgets...

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Paramount Pictures Announces ‘Ninja Turtles’ Movies Through 2209
Aug08

Paramount Pictures Announces ‘Ninja Turtles’ Movies Through 2209

HOLLYWOOD – In anticipation of the box office success of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Paramount Pictures has announced a slate of sequels and spin-offs that will take the franchise well into the year 2209. “We’re very excited to build on what I can only assume will be a hit,” CEO and Chairman Brad Grey said in a press conference. “And so we want to make sure we strike the iron while it’s hot. Over...

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