Automatic Toilet Soaks 500,000th Victim
Feb19

Automatic Toilet Soaks 500,000th Victim

CHICAGO – Thursday was a landmark day at O’Hare International Airport, as its first automatic-flushing toilet surprised its 500,000th user with a violent, unwarranted flush. The automatic toilet, manufactured by American Standard, has been in use for almost 15 years in Terminal 3, making it one of the most trafficked toilets in the world. “The toilets sure are durable, I can tell you that much,” said...

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Airport Burger King Offers $300 Whopper Just to See If People Will Buy It
May01

Airport Burger King Offers $300 Whopper Just to See If People Will Buy It

Dallas, TX – The Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport Burger King has introduced a new item – a $300 Whopper, with no discernible difference from the Whoppers one can get much cheaper at any Burger King located in the outside world. Manager Brian Kushner is operating under the notion that an airport terminal is often nothing more than a lawless, chaotic frenzy for sustenance, and people will eat anything in the rush to...

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