Please Don’t Let Ted Cruz’s Disastrous 2020 Presidential Campaign Be Over Already
Sep25

Please Don’t Let Ted Cruz’s Disastrous 2020 Presidential Campaign Be Over Already

Ted Cruz, the moldy hot dog Kramer ate at the Allen Theatre in Seinfeld, made a wonderful miscalculation last Friday by finally publicly endorsing Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, which followed a very public refusal to do so at the Republican National Convention. After enduring several savage personal attacks from Trump against his wife, his father and himself, Cruz let bygones be bygones because he “promised to...

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100 Words or Less: On Justin Timberlake’s ’20/20 Experience’
Jan16

100 Words or Less: On Justin Timberlake’s ’20/20 Experience’

Where the hell am I supposed to listen to this funky-ass album?! I can’t listen at work because it’s hard to truly get down while you’re sitting at a desk, and because my coworkers give me a good, hard look when I rock back and forth funkily. I can’t listen at home because I just get too into it. What if one of my roommates was to walk in?! I guess I’ll just have to listen in the bathroom with a good pair of headphones, where only my...

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