EPA Senior Staff Meeting: February 1, 2100 New Trump Tower, Island of Philadelphia Chaired by Acting Director in light of recent events. Multiple staff members complained about dangers of travel during the excessive “hell-like” heat that is mysteriously prevalent during the daytime hours of winter. An agreement was reached to hold future meetings via VR. Weather Robots predict imminent flooding along the Ohio and Kentucky coastlines. Evacuation protocols activated. Again. (Note: Weather Robots continue to stubbornly and sassily insist flooding is due to “climate change.” Reprogramming scheduled. Again.) All in attendance were advised that we will be eligible for discounts…
Author: Rick McDermott
Rick McDermott
Rick McDermott is a comedy writer residing in Jersey City, NJ. He's studied sketch writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade, satire writing at Second City, and television writing by wasting a substantial portion of his free time on binge watching.