10 Ways That Cattle Are Like Cheating Husbands
Jun19

10 Ways That Cattle Are Like Cheating Husbands

1. They can drink too much 2. They can knock you off your feet 3. They’re horny 4. You can claim them on your taxes 5. You can use their dismembered feet as dog toys 6. They max out the credit cards 7. If they get too ornery you can fatten them up and slaughter them for extra protein 8. You can castrate them if you don’t want them to get too big 9. You can make a purse from their skin 10. They don’t like it when you use a hot...

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