The Humanoid Bachelorette
Sep17

The Humanoid Bachelorette

Tonight at 10:00 PM on the Elon Musk Network Celebrity robot Dita Andromeda, from New York, has kissed many an amphibian-bot in her day, but is still looking for a Prince Charming with superior performance to call her own. From eight contestants to the final three, she’s put these androids through a gauntlet, determined to find a mate that embodies the human equivalence of wit and a high-quality CPU. Here’s a recap of last week’s...

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A Review of My Seasonal Spring Hallucinations
May03

A Review of My Seasonal Spring Hallucinations

Ah, spring! It’s that time of year again to take off my thick coat, go for a walk in my neighborhood, get a start on our garden, and take in a local street festival. But these pleasantries can quickly take a dark turn due to my seasonal hallucination problems, a state of psychosis from which many suffer. The constant fear, and gasps to catch my breath, can really take a toll on my ability to be enthusiastic about the new season....

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Tonight We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 2099
Apr26

Tonight We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 2099

In honor of the recent passing of Prince, I’ve written an updated version of his classic song “1999”:   I was waist deep in flood water when I wrote this only yesterday. It dawned on me that maybe this was gonna be our final day. The sea level is risin’ everybody make for higher ground. Then let’s kick it and get trippy while we all just party down.   Say say three thousand zero zero party’s over oops,...

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