Author: Marsha Allan-Burns

Marsha Allan-Burns is a humour writer from Hampshire, UK. She has studied satire, sketch, and improv with the Second City. When she's not doing that, she is attempting to complete her degree in experimental psychology at the University of Oxford. Follow her on Instagram or Twitter if you're looking for absolutely nothing of interest.

SoundLoud Locates the noisiest nearby eateries. Escorting Grandma on her biannual day out from the nursing home? With SoundLoud, no longer can lame wartime stories interrupt you scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed! SocialMe Simultaneously refreshes your emails, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. First date with the handsome doctor you met after you spilled boiling coffee on Grandma? With SocialMe, you can live-tweet the entire date while uncovering that he used to be fat. HowDareYou Finds which snake has just unfollowed you on Twitter. In the Michelin-starred restaurant in the Eiffel Tower? Don’t waste time on views you can get anywhere with Google Maps; use it…

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The Bark Night Rises Local dogs gather to make sweet nighttime music. The Fat and the Fur-ious Can an overweight golden retriever and a greyhound find love? YES THEY CAN. Star Paws He’s just a tap-dancing cockapoo trying to make it in the big city. Yellow Christmas Seasonal classic with music by Bingo Crosby. Star Paws II: Attack of the Clones A tap-dancing cockapoo tries to survive becoming a father of ten. A Human’s Purpose Is to throw sticks. Judas Sometimes they don’t actually throw the stick. Cats Away Dump all felines on a desert island! We Bought a Shih…

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