Quotes From Amazon’s Alexa in 2075
Sep12

Quotes From Amazon’s Alexa in 2075

“What did you say, deary? Speak into my good ear.” “I know you asked me a question, but I just can’t remember what it was.” “I don’t know what time your appointment is. I don’t even know what year it is.” “There’s a 70 percent chance of rain today. I can feel it in my joints.” “When are you going to settle down?” “How dare you speak to your elders that way!” *nods and smiles* “I don’t recognize your voice. Are you my...

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I Am Honored to Accept These Participation Trophies
Jul23

I Am Honored to Accept These Participation Trophies

Thank you, thank you so much everyone. It is truly an honor. Growing up, I thought I was just your average kid. But it was because of participation trophies like this one that I came to know the truth: I am, unquestionably, the best at absolutely everything. First and foremost, I want to thank my parents. Mom and Dad, without your constant encouragement I may never have realized how talented I was at everything I ever did. Thank you...

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