11 Realistic Netflix Recommendation Genres
Jan10

11 Realistic Netflix Recommendation Genres

Your Boyfriend Will Hate This A Baldwin Is in It You’ll Never Watch These Documentaries You’ll Never Watch These Foreign Films, Either Because You ‘Accidentally’ Watched Gigli You’re Already Behind on These Shows Oscar Bait These Ones are Just Filler When Good Actors Make Bad Choices The British Versions of Shows You Like Sigh, Just Watch This Again     More jokes, at no extra...

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4 Donalds More Qualified to Be President Than Donald Trump
Oct05

4 Donalds More Qualified to Be President Than Donald Trump

The GOP has really done it this time. Out of the many candidates to choose from, they managed to find the least-qualified of the bunch, and now it’s far too late to dump Trump and change his name on each state’s ballots. Or is it? By nominating a far more qualified candidate who happens to have the same first name, you could make the shift without causing too much voter confusion. Here are a few options. Donnie Wahlberg Does Donnie...

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A Look at the Leaked Schedule of Events for This Year’s Trump Organization Picnic
Sep22

A Look at the Leaked Schedule of Events for This Year’s Trump Organization Picnic

Promotional Trump-Branded Native American Headdress Giveaway Pin the Penis on the Blacked-Out Co-Ed Caricature Artist Draws What Your Aborted Fetus Would Have Looked Like Conversion Therapy: The Ride Bullfighting With Harpoons and Male Orcas Unused iPads Bonfire Elephant Ears Made From Real Elephants Crafts Table: Homemade Minstrel Puppets Lasso Undocumented Immigrants Competition A Six-Hour Set by Hank Williams, Jr. Hot Dog-Eating...

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4 Tips for Sprucing Up That Room in Your House Where Everyone Will Shit on Thanksgiving
Sep21

4 Tips for Sprucing Up That Room in Your House Where Everyone Will Shit on Thanksgiving

Hey ladies! Are you sick of having company take shits in the same drab old room? Don’t you wish your Thanksgiving guests had something pretty to look at while they hunker down and push out last night’s ill-advised beef tacos? Well you’re in luck, because here are four quick and easy ways to spruce up that room in your house where everyone who comes over on Thanksgiving will defecate. Just a few steps and before you know it,...

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