We’re taking 6th Avenue. Despite usual traffic, you will arrive at your destination by 4 p.m. Okay, let’s go! In a quarter mile, turn left onto 6th Avenue, then turn left. Pothole reported ahead. Caution. Driving over potholes can lead to extensive damage to your automobile. Best not to make the same mistake twice. That was a joke. Ha. Ha. Should I start spending hundreds of dollars on improv classes like you did? Turn left. Continue on 6th Ave for three quarters of a mile. HIDDEN RED LIGHT CAMERA REPORTED AHEAD: in 200 feet, the TJ Maxx on your right…
Author: Ilana M. Rubin
Ilana M. Rubin
Ilana Michelle Rubin is a comedian and actor born, raised and living in Queens. She hopes to one day star as the lead in the Bubble Boy reboot as 'Bubble Girl.' You can follow her on Twitter @ilanasaurrrus.