With Donald Trump’s latest outbreak of locker room banter, I realized, oftentimes, women don’t get to hear real locker room banter. Luckily for you, I went to my local gym and put a stethoscope up to a locker room door. Here are some of the things I heard men saying: 1. It was only 20 minutes of activity, but Julie is one hell of a runner. I think she’ll make the next Olympics. 2. Remember that woman, Georgia, from last night? She didn’t give me her phone number. I’m really glad she knew we weren’t right for each other. 3. Man, Michelle really…
Author: Hannah Johnson
Hannah Johnson
Hannah Irene Johnson is a digital marketer based in Washington, DC. In her free time, she enjoys creating comedy pieces that cause her to giggle alone in her room. You can follow her on Twitter @thehannahirene.