You’re in my Film 103 class, but you’re a girl. And since you’re a girl, I can’t help but wonder: have you seen films? Also what do your boobs look like? Can I see your boobs. My guess is that you’ve seen movies, but not films. My guess? Your favorite films are Mean Girls, Clueless, and Wonder Woman. I hate to break it to you, but you’re mistaken. Those are not films. Those are movies. And there’s a difference, let me tell you. To me, a “movie” is something you watch for entertainment. Like a summer blockbuster, or an action…
Author: Carrie Wittmer
Carrie Wittmer
Carrie Wittmer is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn, NY. In her free time she likes to overdraft her bank account by buying things from Forever 21 that she never actually wears. Follow her on Twitter @carriesnotscary.
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