Author: Cara Reaume

A transplant from Michigan, Cara is a human woman currently residing in Washington, D.C. She recently quit her desk job to focus more seriously on scrolling through Rihanna’s Instagram from bed. Twitter: @cara_reaume

This winter season would be the perfect time to get outside with my new crush for a date both charming and extremely dangerous – if I had health insurance. But because I could only pay, in the event of an emergency, the $54.22 to my name towards medical treatment, I should really just forget about these cute cold-weather activities for two from which a myriad of tragedies could arise! Ice Skating Ah, the classic wintertime couple’s outing. What better way for me to announce to my Instagram following that me and Aiden are officially “a thing” than a hand-holding pic…

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Many residents are nervously wondering how day-to-day life in the District will change once President-elect Donald Trump takes office on January 20th. Here is what we know so far: 1. Security officials have disclosed that whenever Mr. Trump plans to leave the White House – be it to check in on his Pennsylvania Avenue hotel, scout for stalks of wheat to fill in his hairline or to simply gaze out of a tinted window at what he now refers to as “all mine” – instead of merely closing streets for his motorcade to pass through, all citizens within the District…

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