Four Adventurous Winter Date Ideas I Shouldn’t Even Think About Until I Have Health Insurance
Feb16

Four Adventurous Winter Date Ideas I Shouldn’t Even Think About Until I Have Health Insurance

This winter season would be the perfect time to get outside with my new crush for a date both charming and extremely dangerous – if I had health insurance. But because I could only pay, in the event of an emergency, the $54.22 to my name towards medical treatment, I should really just forget about these cute cold-weather activities for two from which a myriad of tragedies could arise! Ice Skating Ah, the classic wintertime...

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Fifth Grade Classroom Motivational Posters Approved by Betsy DeVos
Feb11

Fifth Grade Classroom Motivational Posters Approved by Betsy DeVos

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How Life in D.C. Will Change Once Donald Trump Is President
Jan12

How Life in D.C. Will Change Once Donald Trump Is President

Many residents are nervously wondering how day-to-day life in the District will change once President-elect Donald Trump takes office on January 20th. Here is what we know so far: 1. Security officials have disclosed that whenever Mr. Trump plans to leave the White House – be it to check in on his Pennsylvania Avenue hotel, scout for stalks of wheat to fill in his hairline or to simply gaze out of a tinted window at what he now...

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