The Official 2018 Presidential Fitness Plan!
Jan22

The Official 2018 Presidential Fitness Plan!

It’s a new year, and that means a new you! This is the time for you to shape up, find that motivation and treat your body right – after all, don’t you want to live a long, healthy life? After President Trump’s physical results, everything we thought we knew about a healthy lifestyle has been thrown out the window, as the results showed our president being healthy as can be! Our newly created “Presidential Fitness Plan” will have...

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5 Emergency Alerts We Need in Our Lives
Jan21

5 Emergency Alerts We Need in Our Lives

Look, smartphones are great, but they’re also a constant reminder of how shitty life can be. One day your phone reminds you that your boss is pissed at you, and one day it says you’re going to die a fiery death from a fucking ballistic missile. Emergency alerts are supposed to be helpful, and though this was a huge mistake, it had me thinking, why aren’t there MORE emergency alerts to warn me about shit that actually happens? Here are...

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