Author: Al Spencer

I don't work on Mondays. Follow me on Twitter @alspencercomic .

1. A Few Dozen Candles to Surround a Bubble Bath This one takes some very deliberate installation of three dozen luxury-scented candles. Each open flame should be on top of or near a stack of cashmere towels to ensure an ultimate engulfing of your living quarters. Real cashmere! It matters. Above all else, the aesthetic is extremely important when you are burning yourself alive. Remember, the candles will take some time to fully ignite your home, so kick back in the bubbly with some bubbly! Perhaps a 750ml bottle of Remy Martin’s finest brandy…pinkies out! 2. Homemade Fireplace on Date…

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