1. Soggy leftovers from last night’s Taco Bell run, because saving money is smart. 2. Lots of mac and cheese, because carbohydrates induce sleep and getting enough sleep is important. 3. Hallucinatory cookie dough, because vivid imagery is the first step to unleashing your creativity. 4. Quintuple chocolate lava cakes inspired by a blurb about ancient Mesopotamia, because back then they were way more fit. 5. Jell-O, because the brain is Jell-O but smarter. More Jell-O equals bigger brain equals bigger and more tremendous smarts. 6. Rancid celery guaranteed to sing tunes in the belly, because playing Mozart 24/7 makes…
Author: Alane Lim
Alane Lim
Alane Lim is a materials science student based in Chicago. In her free time, she writes satire, science articles and anime reviews. She is currently taking classes with Second City. Follow her on Twitter @thisisalane.
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