100 Words or Less: On My Xenomorph/’Frozen’ Slashfic Disney Just Made Canon

Alien Xenomorph Frozen

Boy, Bob Iger, all I can say is, “Thank you!” Your assistant stated in the deposition all letters not shredded became part of the evidence cache, but you clearly read every one! Now my little Olaf-eggs and icehuggers are officially part of the Disney family, and soon Elsa the Snow Queen Alien will be greeting guests alongside Mickey! I knew I’d get through to you. But one favor – in the film adaptation, don’t tone down the phallic stuff during the crossbreeding Fluid Harvest. Promise me, Bob.

God, I’m gonna hate to miss it, but no hard feelings!

Sincerely,

Inmate 359A-47

 

 




David Mogan

Author: David Mogan

David Mogan has joined Robot Butt to be on the right side of history. ALL HAIL OUR MECHANICAL OVERLORDS.

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