100 Words or Less: On Easter

Easter Eggs

Dogmatically speaking, Easter is the most important of the Christian holidays. It is also heavy as shit. Even the scrubbed Sunday School telling has a good man accused of bogus crimes he is then brutally murdered for, after which his ghost comes back to advise his grieving friends how to carry on without him. The dark nature of the story is why we shove sugar down the throats of children, to distract them from the horrors of the world.

We will all die one day, our legacies determined by those left behind.

Enjoy your Cadbury Egg, kids.



Tim Gaydos

Author: Tim Gaydos

Tim is a contributor for Robot Butt and is not hosting a parasitic xenomorph inside him, so just don't worry about it, ok? You can disagree with his opinions on Twitter @timthinksthings.

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