Fight the Patriarchy By Summoning the Ghosts of Feminism!

Pink Ouija

Hey girls. Have you been wanting to commune with the dead, but are unable to because you just can’t handle how complicated and, let’s face it, drab Ouija boards are? Well great news! Now you can get your very own Ouija board for women!

Obviously this was necessary, and to prove it here’s a list of all the reasons that having a separate Ouija board for the ladies is helpful:

  • It prevents the spread of ghost cooties
  • It goes fabulously with that dress
  • It attracts female spirits, allowing you to summon your feminist army of the dead
  • The bright pink color makes it easier to see in the dark
  • Its great sense of fashion will attract the trendy ghosts
  • It helps project the notion the women are different from men, and far from being considered equal should be quarantined with their own, feminine version of toys and tools so that they know they will never be able to sit at the same table with the same respect afforded their male counterparts
  • The font is pretty


Tim Gaydos

Author: Tim Gaydos

Tim is a contributor for Robot Butt and is not hosting a parasitic xenomorph inside him, so just don't worry about it, ok? You can disagree with his opinions on Twitter @timthinksthings.

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