After sifting through the startling amount of varying search terms regarding how to make out with one’s cousin (or asking if it’s even okay), we actually found some other ways in which people discovered Robot Butt last month.
Looking at these search terms allows me to really see what the people want. So as God as my witness, I promise that we will one day show you Franken Berry’s penis (until then, though, be sure to read our in-depth investigation of Franken Berry’s sexual preferences). But you’ll have to find out for yourself which business you get a $25 gift card to for selling your soul to the Illuminati.
Here are some highlights of the search terms used to find us in April:
- bummed out college graduate
- largest boner
- pray to mcdonaldland
- do i get a reward if i sell my soul to illuminati
- nsfw penis
- spicy butt
- frankenberry penis
- nude kim kardashian holy cow
- pandas having sex