How You Found Robot Butt: December 2014 Edition

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Sometimes, our readers are craving information about penis torture. Other times, they’re more interested in the intricacies of ass licking. This month, they’ve got a lot of varying questions about the world we live in, and we’re just happy to help provide some insight any way we can.

Here are some of the top search terms used to find Robot Butt this month:

  • terminator genisys will suck
  • secret santa rules
  • chuck e cheese robots
  • thanksgiving farts
  • john mulaney butt
  • 50 cent street cred
  • mcrib 2014 canada
  • space jam butt
  • cyber jokes
  • humans in mcdonalds
  • is it weird to think your cousin is hot

First of all, a lot of people seem to be convinced that Terminator: Genisys will suck (and they probably won’t be wrong). But more importantly, someone out there wants to learn about the type of people who actually go into a McDonald’s to eat. Maybe this person is also slowly figuring out that the McRib – and possibly other McDonald’s menu items – could be made from human meat.

And while his show may be a bitter disappointment, John Mulaney can take solace in the fact that people are looking for pictures or simply general information about his butt. It is concerning, though, that people seem to search for butts related to Space Jam. There are some sick Lola Bunny (or maybe Porky Pig, for all we know) fans out there.

Finally, for those who are wondering if it’s weird to think a cousin is hot: of course it is. You’ve got some demons, but hopefully Robot Butt provides you with some entertainment as you painfully try to rid yourself of them.


Steve DiMatteo

Author: Steve DiMatteo

Steve is an editor for Robot Butt. You can follow him on Twitter @steve_dimatteo.

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