Today’s Top Headlines in Yumbo News

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Burger King is putting its 40-year-old Yumbo ham-and-cheese sandwich back on the menu and people can’t stop talking about it! Check out the top Yumbo headlines from around the world:

Americans Demand Justice for Police Brutality, Hot Ham
Burger King Unloading 40-Year-Old Warehouse, Selling Old Yumbos
FDA Laws Finally Lax Enough to Serve Yumbo
Burger King Flees into the Past
King of Burgers Decrees Hot Ham for All
Burger King Hails Pig Meat the Next Cow Meat With New Yumbo
Skynet Accidently Sends Burger King Back To 1970s
Burger King Raids Your Fridge, Sells Sandwich You Could Have Made Yourself
Burger King CEO Calls Return of Yumbo “Our Personal Christ Story”
Yumbo Returns to Burger King With Vengeance, Claims 8 Lives


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