Missing Person Definitely Not Within 10 Feet of Missing Person Poster

Missing Person Poster
MIAMI – For the last two weeks, Barry University student Wayne Wenger has been missing, and all anyone can say for sure is that he’s nowhere near the missing person poster on the corner of 34th Street and 11th Avenue.

When asked about the ongoing search, neighborhood resident, Jennifer Cowart said, “I looked at the poster, then looked around where I was standing. I didn’t see this Wayne guy nearby so I just went on with my day.”

Police are asking people in the area to remain vigilant, and are considering putting up a second poster at the post office.


Robot Butt News Corp.

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